I fucking hate how someone actually read 167 and said – “well what about your site?” I fucking created this shit from scratch – (1) and (2) I pay for this site. You don’t pay for you blog – smileys – or any other bullshit thing you do that makes you think you get more attention that you do. Face it. People only want you for your tits and ass unless you are one of the 2% of girls that are worth talking to and falling in love with – which you probably aren’t – so you might as well just do porn. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate these girls who fucking change the normal smileys to the stupid stupid STUPID weirdly drawn ones… the ones that look sorta like fucked up acid stick figure smileys with overly sized lips. They think they are being creative and it describes their personality. Personally – I think the internet started going wrong when dumb people can customize everything they touch like colors and smiley faces and make webpages by pressing two buttons and instant-blogs. This is where the internet went down hill. Had girls been forced to two colors and 2 font choices…. Wow… everyone would be smarter and 3rd world nations would have money and there would never be war again. Instead – we have a 1,000,000,000 different versions of pink or black webpages that describe some stupid girls “mood” - is usually sad or lonely anyway - and her favorite music which is always either “Nirvana – Some dark band – some stupid unknown band that they think is their own –“ and fake how they cut themselves and put stupid random shit that really has no logical purpose what so ever. TRASH. YOU ALL ARE TRASH! ~ wakasm
I fucking hate when a girl thinks that if she gives you the… ahem… the AIM “girl” face with the pucker up lips… that it will somehow convince you to do something they want. It’s a yellow ugly thing. It’s probably cuter than you are and I’m still not doing it. Go give anal to someone and make the world happy. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate when you tell someone to go to a website to clear up an inside joke that was said or to explain why you refered to something (Like “All your base are belong to us” or a homestar reference) but instead of going to the site… the person just asks you to explain it. Usually because they are <insert some annoying reason here like I’m too sick or tired>. Fucking god. Just click the link and watch! It will get explained! God! How fucking hard was that? I really really hate these kinds of people who then tend to tell you that you are MEAN for not explaining it to them. When you already TOLD them to just click the link. Like 4 times. You did. You told them 4 times “just click the link – its something that needs to be seen rather than explained.”… “But just explain it to me!?”… “no, click the link”… “Please? Just tell me”…. “OMFG YOU IDIOT DIE its not even worth it for you to watch it now coz you had to ask so many times when it could have been watched and you would understand why it was fucking said you retarded monkey of a human!” - This is an almost real conversation. Almost. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how I don’t get as many “hate emails” as I would like. I get responses all the time about MY fucking hates, but I really am sick of being the only one who hates things. I think everyone should hate everyone. This would create love and lot of hot girls having sex with normal guys like me. Trust me – the theory is correct. Try it world, just try to prove me wrong… you’ll come crying back on your hands and knees when you find out I’m right. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate that when you have tissues ready – your nose runs. When you need to sneeze however… you have no tissues and you somehow sneeze up your lung and it lands on the wall across your room (or worse, in your car you decide to sneeze with no tissue and you get a huge goober on the steering wheel!) so then you prepare yourself for the next sneeze with tissues! Sadly – to your fucking dismay – the sneeze never comes and your nose just goes back to running again. Life does suck. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how fast time flies and that whole snipliginz. It really is true that if you have too much fun you die because life went by 100 times faster. I can’t imagine how hugh hefner is still alive. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how underrated the Care Bear cousins are. They all have special powers. The care-bears all have just personalities that their stomach tells of. So. In a fight you have a care bear vs a care bear that has a super power. They should just take over the show and make the bitch normal ones a slave. They can all do the care bear stare so what gives? ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how metrocards have this inane ability to just fucking vanish if they are a weekly – monthly – yearly card yet the moment you cancel it or the time runs out… it walks back into your room and says “That was a long game of Hide-And-Seek, your turn buddy!”. I swear I lose more money on lost metrocards that are mysteriously in places that I find afterwards than on strippers! ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how tweemesifeiar isn’t a word. It fucking should be. It should mean there is a beetle inside your big toe. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate that Hanukah-Quanzah-Xmas – Cellular commercial because there is a hot girl that only gets to sing 2 seconds of the song and she is naked behind the cell phone, but they instead they cut to the stupid Indian guy who rings the bell for like 20 seconds and the Tiny Tim kid with the dumbass accent to say “This wil be the best chrismashanukaquanza EVAR!” ~ wakasm
I fucking hate religion religiously. In fact I am making my religion to hate anyone religious for whatever reason. The reason being is they always let religion fuck whatever up at the worst time. Especially females. I don’t care if god DID tell you to not have sex – have no sex when you are done going out with me. You had sex before I walked into your life… god didn’t say shit then! What the fuck! ~ wakasm
I fucking hate Head and Shoulders as I fucking have Dandruff and I used Head and Shoulders Daily. They are fucking liars and officially am changing to something fruity smelling as the above advertised product does shit for me. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate dandruff. Its actually fun to play with if you are bored in class but I always have it at the worst times like job interviews and what not. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how Bush is running our country right now and I especially hate how a majority of the country somehow actually voted for him. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate how long my kitchen has been light-bulb-less. Three people live in my apartment and not ONE of us has gone to Home-Depot to buy the special light that is for the kitchen. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate, and I say FUCKING HATE, people who constantly IM you “Hi.” “Hello” “Hello?” “You there?” and keep on fucking nagging over and over – EVEN WHEN AN AWAY MESSAGE IS BLASTING IN THEIR FACE! And still wonder if you are there or not. TAKE A FUCKING CLUE! If I do not respond I am either not there or there and ignoring you which is the exact same as not being there. Again I ask god to kill more people. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate some of my stupid ass students who know I am going to give them a 10 minute warning to their test yet they constantly ask when there is 12 minutes to go “what time is it?”. GOD. Wait 2 fucking minutes and you are going to get to know the time or wear a fucking watch! Seriously. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate all the cam-whore-followers and guys that go to rate these “girls” who all try to be tough with their Ski-hat or Sideways Cap or shirtless selves and then try to act like every girl on the site is fucking hot or their equal. They all say the same stupid shit and may god strike them down with lemon grenades that not only blow their body parts to opposite ends of the earth but hurt their eyes because lemons hurt eyes – common sense. ~ wakasm
I fucking hate the cam-whore online bang-me users who ONLY go online for attention and not really to make friends. Then what do they do? When they have 9321 “yes” votes and a 98% of hotness rating? They do the – oh, I don’t think I’m pretty routine – which they just get your compliment and respond “Thanks hun!” or “Awwww – huggers” or some other lame crap that they don’t put any thought into what so ever. Luckily I am smarter to get their attention half the time… but still… ~ wakasm
